EZTA of Uranus - Book One Author:W. Bill Czolgosz Set your facelift on stunned! Here are the first two chapters in the story of EZTA, warrior-queen of planet Second Uranus, in which we will meet Head, Ezta's dead, disembodied sidekick; Mowatt, the disfigured bounty hunter; and Ron Shadow, the dark shaman born without a face. Follow along as Ezta escapes from the tower, crosses the badland... more »s, and prepares to reclaim the throne from her sickly brother, Wallace, and his concubine, the evil false-queen Brenda. Gross, silly, mildly esoteric. And Ezta gets naked a lot.« less