Garfield's Guide to Everything Author:Jim Davis, Mark Acey, Scott Nickel In Garfield?s Guide to Everything, the philosophizing fat cat weighs in on a whole kit and caboodle of subjects, from ecology to astrology, Shakespeare to stupidity. — Sleep ? ?The best 18 hours of my day? — Coffee ? ?Mother Nature?s Jumper Cables? — Dogs ? ?They contain 90% of the world?s drool supply.? — Love ? ???is splitting the last piece of pi... more »zza.?