Geometry of the Rear End Author:John Irwin Geometry of the Rear End is, as the title suggests, an unapologetically romantic love story. Irwin makes high camp of the human condition. The protagonist is not, however, an everyman: "My underwear feels like Styrofoam around my lemonade cock. Candidly speaking, I have a raging boner." Candidly speaking, the young troubadour, embalmed in artifi... more »ce and tender feelings, is smitten. Unfortunately, the object of this whimsical novella length musing is unaffected by heroic true love and the metaphors of professional wrestling that inevitably follow. This is an important glimpse into the post pseudo psyche of young love.« less