that is all so sadly true. :(
**This was an assignment in a creative writing class. We had to imitate another piece where it was a mother giving advice to her daughter. This is what I came up with** To the girl with the A-cup – big boobs are beautiful; to the girl with the DD-cup – don’t be saggy, but wear halter tops but don’t let your bra straps show, that’s slutty. To the skinny girl – you look anorexic, men like women with curves; to the curvy girl – you’re too fat, you need to lose weight. To the blonde girl – blondes are dumb; to the brunette girl – blondes have more fun. To the single girl – why can’t you get a man?; to the girl with a boyfriend – do you need a man to complete you? To the smart girl – guys don’t want a girl to be smarter than them; to the less-smart girl – guys want a girl with a brain in her head. To the independent girl – men want a woman who needs them; to the less-independent girl – men don’t want a clingy woman. To the forward girl – guys want to be the pursuer; to the shy girl – you have to let guys know you’re interested. To the promiscuous girl – no man wants to marry a whore, you’re used goods; to the prudish girl – boys are only after one thing and if you won’t give it to them they won’t like you. To the girl who wants to work – your places is at home with your children; to the girl who wants to be a stay-at-home mom – why do you want to rely on a man to support you? To the short girl – guys want a model for a girlfriend and models are tall and beautiful; to the tall girl – guys want to be taller than their girlfriends. To the girly-girl – don’t be such so prissy, guys don’t want a girl who’s so high maintenance; to the tom-boy girl – be more girly, otherwise guys will just see you as one of the guys. To the ethnic girl – blond hair and blue eyes are beautiful; to the blond with blue eyes – ethnic beauty is real, unique beauty. To the glamorous girl – he’ll have a fling with you but he won’t marry you; to the girl next door – he won’t want to date his buddy. To the older girl – he’ll want someone younger so don’t show your age; to the younger girl – guys peak sexually before women and he’ll want someone on his level, act more mature. To the girl who stands out – be more like the girls in the magazine; to the girl who fits in – be more unique. |
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