that is all so sadly true. :(
|**This was an assignment in a creative writing class. We had to imitate another piece where it was a mother giving advice to her daughter. This is what I came up with**
To the girl with the A-cup – big boobs are beautiful;
to the girl with the DD-cup – don’t be saggy, but wear halter tops but don’t let your bra straps show, that’s slutty.
To the skinny girl – you look anorexic, men like women with curves;
to the curvy girl – you’re too fat, you need to lose weight.
To the blonde girl – blondes are dumb;
to the brunette girl – blondes have more fun.
To the single girl – why can’t you get a man?;
to the girl with a boyfriend – do you need a man to complete you?
To the smart girl – guys don’t want a girl to be smarter than them;
to the less-smart girl – guys want a girl with a brain in her head.
To the independent girl – men want a woman who needs them;
to the less-independent girl – men don’t want a clingy woman.
To the forward girl – guys want to be the pursuer;
to the shy girl – you have to let guys know you’re interested.
To the promiscuous girl – no man wants to marry a whore, you’re used goods;
to the prudish girl – boys are only after one thing and if you won’t give it to them they won’t like you.
To the girl who wants to work – your places is at home with your children;
to the girl who wants to be a stay-at-home mom – why do you want to rely on a man to support you?
To the short girl – guys want a model for a girlfriend and models are tall and beautiful;
to the tall girl – guys want to be taller than their girlfriends.
To the girly-girl – don’t be such so prissy, guys don’t want a girl who’s so high maintenance;
to the tom-boy girl – be more girly, otherwise guys will just see you as one of the guys.
To the ethnic girl – blond hair and blue eyes are beautiful;
to the blond with blue eyes – ethnic beauty is real, unique beauty.
To the glamorous girl – he’ll have a fling with you but he won’t marry you;
to the girl next door – he won’t want to date his buddy.
To the older girl – he’ll want someone younger so don’t show your age;
to the younger girl – guys peak sexually before women and he’ll want someone on his level, act more mature.
To the girl who stands out – be more like the girls in the magazine;
to the girl who fits in – be more unique.
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