Great Book of Riddles Jokes Author:Joseph Rosenbloom, Sanford Hoffman (Illustrator) You mean there are kids who still want more elephant jokes, shaggy dog stories, and what-do-you-get-if-you-cross riddles? This hilarious collection features more different kinds of jokes, riddles, puns, insults, nonsense rhymes, fish stories, how-cold-was-it gags, and goofy definitions, than any other book! — * What is gray and goes around stampi... more »ng out forest fires? Smokey the Elephant.
* What do you get if you cross a hurricane and a comedian? Gales of laughter.
* What goes "Tick-tick, woof-woof?" A watch dog.
* What is a cat's favorite breakfast? Mice Krispies.
* How do Martians shave? With laser blades.
Plus: dozens of silly drawings by kids' favorite Sandy Hoffman--and an index so you can find a joke on any subject.« less