How to Embarrass Teachers Author:Paul Cookson Ever cringed at something your teacher has said or done? Then these poems are for you! Now`s the time to find out how a well-placed whoopee cushion (amongst other things) can make your teacher squirm...Biting Mad I love to make my teacher mad,I love to make him shout`cos when his tongue gets tangled uphis new false teeth fall out!Ce... more »lia Gentles« less