"'Use it to...deride ridicule, and annoy the hell out of men, speed up the dating process by using star sign elimination, avoid dating complete scum, keep current boyfriends/husbands in their places, cheer yourself up when you have just been dumped by a bastard, keep conversation going at dinner parties, and much more..." back cover
This book is okay but not meant to be taken seriously.
Wasn't what I thought it would be, it was a gift so I only skimmed it.
From Publishers Weekly
Repeating their British-style title epithet so often that it loses any pejorative value, the authors (\"both fire signs\") offer firmly tongue-in-cheek characterizations of men, organized by sign, for the date-weary hetero woman. Witness \"The Libra Bastard\": \"The poor, confused bastard. It\'s not his fault. Life in the modern world is getting more and more complex and there are so many decisions to make. He now has to decide between gel and mousse to style his hair every morning. The stress is unbelieveable.\"
The Ultimate Horrorscope
Join the women around the world whose love lives have been transformed by the astro-guide that pulls no punches when it comes to the dark side of men and their star signs.
Use it to...
-Deride, ridicule, and annoy the hell out of men
- Speed up the dating process by using star sign elimination
- Avoid dating complete scum
- Keep current boyfriends/husbands in their places
- Keep conversation going at dinner parties
- And much, much more!
Discover who you are destined not to date...
A match made in heaven or the relationship from hell? Find out which zodiac couplings are the least likely to result in derision, depression, divorce, or death! - Are you good enough for a LEO? - Can you put up with PISCES? - Will you get along with GEMINI? - Do you have the skills necessary to cope with VIRGO? Put yourself to the test with our 12 compatibility quizzes - each one carefully designed to ensure you know exactly which bastards to avoid in the future.
Now men really will cringe when you ask them what their star signs are!
Really?!? I'm not supposed to take it seriously?