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Judah Maccabee Is Badass: Hilarious Hanukkah Book
Judah Maccabee Is Badass Hilarious Hanukkah Book Author:Rachel Mintz Special For Hanukkah! Hilarious Facts & Jokes About Badass Judah Maccabee! — Judah Maccabee jokes/facts aren't funny unless Judah Maccabee says you can laugh. — Once a cobra bit Judah Maccabee's leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died. — Judah Maccabee will never have a heart attack... even a heart isn't foolish enough to attack ... more »Judah Maccabee.
Because JUDAH MACCABEE is BADASS! Judah Maccabee kicked the Greek out of the Temple and out of Jerusalem. He is one of the best known Jewish warriors of all times. The Hanukkah story is told due to his victories. The eight candles are lite in the Menorah candlestick to remember the Miracle of the small flask of oil which lasted eight days. Kids sing Hanukah songs for the Maccabees who were really a bunch of badass fighters! This fun book has over 40 Judah Maccabee jokes and funny facts.« less