King Smelly Feet Author:Hiawyn Oram A funny and imaginative look at the invention of shoes, that will tickle readers great and small — Once upon a time there were no shoes, and there was a king who refused to wash his feet. ?Pongsoles!?, ?Wifferfeet!?, ?Stinkitoes!?, giggled the children behind his back. So the Royal River was prepared and the King went in for a Royal Bathe. But wa... more »s washing his feet just this once the solution to the problem? Of course not.« less