The Little Book of Abuse Author:Jasmine Birtles More one-liners for the really annoying people in your life Following in the footsteps of Sunday Times bestselling The Little Book of Abuse, The Little Book of More Abuse contains more put-downs for those people who wont take no for an answer. Ten years in the making, this book is a distillation of the authors experience in dealing with hecklers... more » during a long career on the stand-up circuit. Jasmine has compiled a selection of phrases that are suitable for use in a variety of situations, be it at the office, down the pub, or even in the bedroom: What am I? Flypaper for freaks?!I never forget a face and I can remember both of yours. Nice girl. If she had two more legs she could star in a Western.« less