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A Million Ways to Die in the West (Audio CD) (Unabridged)
A Million Ways to Die in the West - Audio CD - Unabridged Author:Seth MacFarlane, Jonathan Frakes (Narrator) From the creator of "Family Guy" and director of "Ted" comes a hilarious first novel that reinvents the Western. — Mild-mannered sheep farmer Albert Stark is fed up with the harsh life of the American frontier, where it seems everything and anything can kill you: Duels at high noon. Barroom brawls. Poisonous snakes. Cholera-in... more »fected drinking water. Tumbleweed abrasion. Something called "toe-foot."
Even a trip to the outhouse. Yes, there are a million ways to die in the wild, wild West, and Albert plans to avoid them all. Some people think that makes him a coward. Albert calls it common sense. But when his girlfriend dumps him for the most insufferable guy in town, Albert decides to fight back -- even though he can't shoot, ride, or throw a punch. Fortunately, he teams up with a beautiful gunslinger who's tough enough for the both of them.
"Un"fortunately, she's married to the biggest, meanest, most jealous badass on the frontier. Turns out Albert has just discovered a million "and one" ways to die in the West.
Read by Jonathan Frakes. 4 audio discs (5 hr.) « less