Murphy's Law Lawyers - Murphy's Law Author:Arthur Bloch Murphy's hilarious laws and loopholes. — Hang on to your briefs! Everyone loves a good lawyer joke, but with the Murphy's touch, even lawyers won't be able to resist. — Schaeffer's Law — Where there's a will, there's a lawyer. — Henderson's Law — The less you say, the less you have to retract. — Glyme's Formula for Success — The secret to success is si... more »ncerity. Once you can fake that, you've got it made.« less