Now I Will Never Leave the Dinner Table Author:Jane Read Martin, Patricia Marx, Harpercollinspublishers, Harpercollins Juvenile Books Poor Patty Jane! Accused of stuffing spinach in her pocket, the contrary heroine of Now Everybody Really Hates Me is stuck at the dinner table until she takes a bite of spinach. And swallows it. But Patty Jane has other plans, including getting her bossy baby-sitter sister, Joy, out of her life and renting out her diary for $2.00 a day. When Pa... more »tty Jane's parents learn that Joy has imprisoned her at the table with only bread and water to eat (not counting dinner), Joy will be sorry. But for now, Patty Jane is at the dinner table, maybe forever. Will she swallow some spinach before she is grown-up with children of her own?« less