The Pirate Play - Get Real! Author:Phil Kettle "Its time for the annual Average Primary School Stage Show. Students who are in the play will get an extra two days off school, so Mrs Payne comes up with a cunning plan to make sure all her class are in the cast. theyre about to become The Pirates of AverageContents:Boring ScienceLaterMrs Paynes PlanAre You Ready?Show TimeAct OneAct TwoAct Thre... more »eAct FourA Little Bit MoreLets WriteJesse and Harry PresentWord-upA Laugh a Minute« less