Pirate Santa Author:Clay Clement, Mark Summers Pirate Santa is a charming illustrated pirate storybook co-written by Cap'n Slappy aka Mark Summers, a co-founder of "Talk-Like-a-Pirate-Day." — Story: "Pirate Girl" and" Ninja Boy" don't meet Santa's narrow definition of "nice" and are, therefore, ineligible for the trappings of a Merry Christmas. Their plight is championed by their dad, "Papa T... more »al" and the crew of the pirate ship of which he is a member - including the irrepressible captain, "Cap'n Slappy." (Who happens to be Santa's pirate cousin .) They overcome obstacles and work together to makes sure that Christmas comes to ALL the children - including Pirate Girls and Ninja Boys. And along the way, they get help from some unexpected allies.« less