The Tiny Book of Drinking Jokes Author:Ernest Forbes If you're fond of a drop -- or know anyone who is -- this is the book for you. Part of one of the world's most popular joke series, this new mini version will make the perfect stocking filler. A drunk guest embraced a strange woman at a party. 'Excuse me, madam, but I thought you were my wife,' he mumbled apologetically as he realised his mista... more »ke. 'You're a fine husband to have,' said the irate lady, 'just look at you, you're a clumsy, drunken, disgusting brute.' 'Good heavens!' exclaimed the drunk. 'Not only do you look like my wife, you talk just like her, too.'« less