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The Eclectic Pen - Totally Flushtrated! (Zombie)

By: Stacy D. (Stacy1)   + 3 more  
Date Submitted: 11/10/2009
Last Updated: 11/10/2009
Genre: Horror
Words: 269

  As Bart sat on the toilet flipping through his car magazine, he was unaware of what was happening on the outside of his world. Once he sat down to do his business, there was no disturbing him. Poor old Bart should have been more alert to his surroundings! If so, he would have realized that slowly, there was a zombie creeping into his living room looking for some fresh meat. He figured all the noise was his wife coming home with the groceries and making a racket as usual. So Bart continued to flow over his magazine drooling over the old cars he could imagine himself fixing up and making a good dollar on. When the banging at the door started, it was just a soft thudding and as usual, Bart just yelled “Be out in a minute. Gee, can’t a guy have some peace for once?” The zombie banged again on the bathroom door this time a little bit harder. Once he heard Bart’s voice, he knew he had a fresh one. Game on! After a few minutes, Bart finally gave up and threw the magazine on the floor, finished up and flushed the toilet. As he was pulling his pants up and getting ready to zip up his fly, the zombie broke through the door. Oh poor old Bart! He never knew what hit him. Luckily for him, when the zombie came through the door and tackled Bart, he knocked him over, cracking his skull right off the toilet. Bart was knocked out cold as the zombie had his feast, but he didn’t stay down for long….

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Jesse (EddyKrueger) - 11/10/2009 1:21 AM ET
That was a fun little scene. Not gory but suspenseful. I feel bad for Bart though.
Kenjii H. (Daalmonette) - , - 11/10/2009 10:29 AM ET
Comedic horror. I like it, good job! You got a chuckle out of me
Stacy T. (stacy270) - 11/11/2009 2:24 PM ET
HAHAHA Omg GREAT Title!! Good job!! Bart's wife is going to be in for a surprise though!
Robert C. (thecoolbookgeek) - 11/30/2009 9:01 PM ET
Poor Bart.
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