The Eclectic Pen - This is why I'm 'pissed' LIst

By: Marsha M. (Mimisworld)   + 3 more  
Date Submitted: 11/19/2008
Genre: Literature & Fiction » Poetry
Words: 314

  My husband is good at making lists for everything he wants to get done. I decided it was time for me to make my own list

My List
By, Mimi Malika

The time has come for me to start making a list
And the title of my list is “This is why I am pissed”

1. Stop complaining that I leave my shoes everywhere
They are strategically placed to assist me in stepping over your dirty underwear

2. Don’t touch the thermostat. I like the house cold.
Put on a sweater or some pants, this is nothing, wait until menopause hits the stands

3. My car, My radio – Any questions
4. I’m your woman, not your child. So please suppress the urge to give me a detailed explanation as to why I need to rinse the dishes B4 I put them in the dishwasher
Keep it up, your ass will be eating off of paper plates again

5. You’ve got one more time to wash My clothes with the bath towels and I am taking you next paycheck on a shopping spree
Shit, you’ll be drying off with a paper towel you keep fucking with me

6. Now I like spicy foods, but Damn!
My ass should not look like it’s smoking a cigar!

7. The goose stays on the top shelf
You don’t want to see me when I’m sober, you wouldn’t like me when I’m sober

8. Stop opening my mail! I have a system – I can’t pay what I don’t see

9. Foreplay indicates a minimum of FOUR STEPS.
Now I know Math was not your best subject baby, but it does take more than 3 licks to get to center of this tootsie roll pop…A One, A Two, A three…

10. Give me back the remote – No, I’m not watching TV, I need the batteries

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Sophira B. (sophiraness) - 11/19/2008 12:07 PM ET
Marta J. (booksnob) - 11/19/2008 5:16 PM ET
LOL too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Justina C. (stinasstoryspot) - 11/19/2008 6:35 PM ET
Lena S. (SquirrelNutkin) - 11/25/2008 7:47 AM ET
Margaret G. (amchara) - 12/1/2008 12:16 PM ET
OUCH. If I were this angry at my honey...I am not sure I would be with my honey.
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