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The Eclectic Pen - Worst. Limerick. Ever.

By: Roger C. (Pascotimes)   + 25 more  
Date Submitted: 9/14/2007
Genre: Literature & Fiction » Poetry
Words: 27

  There once was a man with an orange
Who attempted to rhyme it with ‘purple’
He then tried out ‘silver’
And, then, went to ‘month’
Before realizing he was an idiot

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Silvercat - - 9/15/2007 12:08 AM ET
If I threw a party would you be our guest speaker?? This is hysterical!
Lena S. (SquirrelNutkin) - 9/15/2007 4:46 AM ET
I'm with you Silvercat, I bet he is fun at a party lol I loved this!
Sabiel C. (sabu423) - 9/15/2007 9:35 AM ET
I have a feeling you have standup potential
Kai R. (GrauFrau) - 9/17/2007 10:00 PM ET
Tom A. (TomsBooks333) - 9/18/2007 9:20 AM ET
Got a good laugh out of this one!!
Anna H. (dancingqueen18) - , - 9/18/2007 10:38 PM ET
ROFLMBO! This is simply priceless!
Len S. (lens) - , - 10/4/2007 6:18 PM ET
This is the only time in my life I'll quote Larry the Cable Guy: "I don't care who you are, that's funny..."
Tica N. (purveyoroffinebooks) - 1/8/2008 8:38 PM ET
A. Worse. Limerick. Really. Blame it on orange because oranges don't got no fuzz you could glue some on each and call it a peach but what isn't can't be what was.
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