Pardon Me Youre Stepping On My Eyeball!
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Genre: Teen & Young Adult
Book Type: Mass Market Paperback
Author:
Genre: Teen & Young Adult
Book Type: Mass Market Paperback
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From the back cover: "The hilarious adventures of two misfits - Marsh Mellow and Edna Shinglebox. 'I love the school cafeteria in fifth period because there's a girl in there with long, straight black hair, whose name is Edna Shinglebox, and she looks as freaky and depressed as I am.' That's Marsh Mellow talking. He writes hate letters, keeps a raccoon in his pocket, and thinks the whole world loathes his guts. Then he meets Edna, bombards her with insults, blasts her with outrageous lies and drags her on a horrendous wild goose chase halfway across country in search of someone who doesn't exist! There's just one thing Marsh doesn't understand -- Edna Shinglebox likes him."