The Eclectic Pen - The Stories, Poems, and Essays of Scott W. (Rev)


Title
Date Submitted
Words
Views
The Heckler
2/20/2008
643
427
Kitchen Confidential
2/20/2008
719
442
Wrong Turn
1/2/2008
999
528
The Winner
1/2/2008
798
520
Predator
1/2/2008
1,793
712
Foot Fetish Fairy Tales
8/20/2007
613
623
Thoughts on the Corner Store
8/20/2007
678
844
An excerpt from "The Unavoidable Dilemma of Chauncey P. Simm"
6/22/2007
1,562
976
101 Uses for a Living Severed Head
3/3/2007
647
1,178
The Truth About Honesty
2/26/2007
684
1,001
My First Drink -or- Regis Philbin Strikes Again
2/25/2007
2,403
931
Gerard's Graduation
2/24/2007
2,961
894
Can I Get Fries With That? - Adventures in Eclectic Dining
2/18/2007
1,347
933
Haiku Minus Sixteen: The Controversy
2/17/2007
1,484
1,099
Driving with Doug: Tough Cops and Dead Batteries
2/15/2007
2,308
925
Haiku Minus Sixteen
2/13/2007
1
569
Driving with Doug: Birthday Boys and Gyrating Girls
2/13/2007
1,895
910
Driving With Doug: Pregnant Nuns and Nipple Studs
2/13/2007
1,818
925
Potential Opening Lines for Novels
1/29/2007
419
2,013
The Ice Cream Truck Driver Drinking Game!
1/18/2007
223
1,709
Masters of the Universe: A Study of the Male Spirit by Major Stress
1/6/2007
1,087
3,131
A Chain Letter
1/6/2007
811
3,155
Rattling Bars
1/6/2007
54
766
Driving with Doug
1/6/2007
889
1,243
Global Warming
1/4/2007
1,065
3,172
Disturbance
1/4/2007
40
3,388
Virus
12/29/2006
892
655
The Further Adventures of The Duck
12/29/2006
4,309
937
The Last Diet You Will Ever Need
12/29/2006
855
699
Sibling Rivalry
12/29/2006
842
719
Interviews
12/29/2006
713
584
Countdown
12/29/2006
1,504
3,406
Exposures on a Found Roll of Film
12/29/2006
1,708
990
Elvis Be Mine
12/29/2006
876
1,311
How to Eat a Banana While Wearing a Gorilla Costume
12/29/2006
994
825
The Night They Kidnapped Baby Jesus
12/29/2006
1,350
663
The Origins of the Mongoloid Moose
12/29/2006
1,001
636