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The Eclectic Pen - Hey! That's Not What "B.T.U." Means!


By: Roger C. (Pascotimes)   + 25 more  
Date Submitted: 12/10/2007
Genre: Literature & Fiction » Poetry
Words: 26
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  A lovely young docent named Valerie
Gives a tour at the National Gallery.
Once, a rowdy yahoo
Pinched her firm B.T.U.
And she slapped him so hard, he lost calories.


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Comments 1 to 4 of 4
Claudia (BrokenWing) - 12/13/2007 1:57 PM ET
you're on quite a roll with these limericks!
Jelissa R. - 1/1/2008 4:18 PM ET
LMAO
IONE L. (zaneygraylady) - 1/3/2008 4:58 PM ET
I like this one. You are good but some of yours are above my understanding.
Glo G. (asunsetchaser) - 1/15/2008 4:55 PM ET
LOL...that was cute!
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