Does anyone have the books Napalm and Silly Putty or When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops? on their shelf? HC? PB? Whatever? Even better if it's a two-fer!

I have the paperback When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops? on my shelf.  Order that and 1 other and you can have the hardcover Napalm & Silly Putty (unpostable due to tiny stain on edge of book p.254-end) as a freebie.  Sorry, I can't afford to do 2 for 1, as I need to cover postage.   If you find more you're interested in I'd be happy to give you a better deal.  Other unpostables can be found on my profile.  And I still have a lot of books to go through, so let me know if you're interested in anything else in particular.  I did check your wishlist and don't have any of those.

I have these in the Wishlist Multiples thread: 
Print Books:
A Path and a Practice: Using Lao Tzu's Tao Te Ching as a Guide to an Awakened Spiritual Life by William Martin - 2 wishing
Divine Nobodies: Shedding Religion to Find God by Jim Palmer - 26 wishing
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (Harry Potter, Bk 2) by J.K. Rowling - 25 wishing
Modelland by Tyra Banks - 71 wishing
Audio books on CD:
The Freak Observer (Unabridged Audio CD) by Blythe Woolston - 1 wishing
The Pact (Unabridged Audio CD) by Jodi Picoult - 10 wishing
Mrs. Pargeter's Point of Honor (Unabridged Audio CD) by Simon Brett - 1 wishing
sTORI Telling (Abridged Audio CD) by Tori Spelling - 1 wishing
Tough Customer (Unabridged Audio CD) by Sandra Brown - 1 wishing 

I have these in the Unpostable Wishlist Books thread: 
Children's:
Houghton Mifflin Reading Practice Book Level 2.1 (12 of 248 pages completed-textbook/workbook) - 1 Wishing
Turtle Throws A Tantrum (Sweet Pickles) by Richard Hefter (outside & inside of cover looks rough, writing on p.1-3) - 18 Wishing
Young Adult:
Book of War (Diadem, Bk 7) by John Peel (small stain pg. 1-6) - 3 Wishing

And I have these "no copies in the system": 
Postable:
You on a Diet: The Owner's Manual for Waist Management (Abridged Audio CD) by Mehmet C. Oz, MD & Michael F. Roizen, MD
A Teenager's Journey: Overcoming a Childhood of Abuse by Richard B. Pelzer (Dave Pelzer's brother)
Brave New World by Aldous Huxley
Unpostable:
Harry Potter Hogwart's Journal by Scholastic (writing/drawing on 17 of 58 pages, 18 of 81 stickers used)
Thirst No. 3 by Christopher Pike (small stain, pin hole)
Doctor Zhivago by Boris Pasternak (small stains p.479-486)
Know What You Believe by Paul E. Little (underlining, highlighting, small stain)

I have When will Jesus Bring the Porkchops? on my shelf.  You may have it and any one other book for 1 credit (2 for 1). 

Just order the George Carlin, then PM me with the book you want free. 

Thanks for looking!