"There's an awful lot of terrible television which I could do, but I mostly stick to Have I Got News for You." -- Ian Hislop
Ian David Hislop (born 13 July 1960) is a British satirist, actor, writer, broadcaster and editor of the magazine Private Eye. He has appeared on many radio and television programmes, most notably as a team captain on the BBC current affairs quiz Have I Got News for You.
"All the libel lawyers will tell you there's no libel any more, that everyone's given up.""I've seen the Pokemon movie, which is probably the worst movie ever made on any subject ever.""Internet journalism is not a world we know very well at all. It's conducted more on the screen and less in bars, which makes it rather less useful for getting stories about people throwing up over one another, which is what one's after.""No, there are no hard and fast rules about sources, no printed booklet to help journalists through.""They may well say not only is this not true, but I will put in an injunction to prevent publication. No, stories don't go in unless I'm convinced by the people who write them that they're true. And if I'm wrong, then so be it.""This job certainly doesn't win you a huge amount of friends, I accept that, but it is very enjoyable, and deep down I think it's probably quite a worthwhile job."
Hislop was born in Mumbles, Swansea in Wales, to a Scottish father, David, and a Channel Islander mother, Helen, of English descent. When he was five months old his family began to travel around the world because of his father's job as a civil engineer. During his infant years Hislop lived in Nigeria, Kuwait, Saudi Arabia and Hong Kong. On his return to the United Kingdom he was educated at Ardingly College, an independent boarding school, where he began his satirical career directing and appearing in revues alongside Nick Newman, and became Head Boy. Hislop and Newman's association continued when they went to Oxford, and they later worked together at Private Eye and on a number of comedy scriptwriting jobs. Hislop applied to read Philosophy, Politics and Economics at Oxford, but changed to English Literature before going up. He graduated from Magdalen College, Oxford with a degree in English literature in 1981.
Family
When Hislop was 12 years old his father, David Hislop, died; his mother also died when he was quite young. His mother was born in Jersey and left in her late teens. Hislop did not know his grandparents.
Hislop's paternal grandfather, David Murdoch Hislop, died just before Hislop was born. He was Scottish and became a deacon at a Presbyterian church and a school headteacher at Newton Academy in Ayr. In the First World War he fought in Northern France with the 9th Highland Light Infantry.
Hislop's maternal grandfather, William Beddows, was originally from Lancashire. He joined the army in 1895 and fought in the Second Boer War with the Royal Lancashire Regiment in major campaigns including the Battle of Spion Kop. He moved to Jersey to serve as a sergeant, having signed up in 1906 for another ten years in the army.
At Oxford he founded and edited the magazine Passing Wind, for which he interviewed Richard Ingrams, who was then editor of Private Eye. Hislop joined the publication immediately after leaving Oxford, and became editor in 1986 upon Ingrams' departure. It was revealed in an interview with The Independent that this was despite opposition from Eye hacks Peter McKay and Nigel Dempster, with the former taking the magazine's majority shareholder, Peter Cook, out for lunch in an attempt to dissuade him from appointing Hislop. Cook pressed on however, and his new editor sacked both McKay and Dempster from the magazine without hesitation.
As editor of Private Eye Ian Hislop is the most sued man in English legal history, although he is not involved in as many libel actions as he once was. The most famous libel case involving Hislop and Private Eye was brought by the publishing magnate Robert Maxwell. After the case he quipped: "I've just given a fat cheque to a fat Czech." However the magazine's attacks on Maxwell were fully vindicated by the revelations of massive fraud that followed his death. On another occasion, when ordered to pay £600,000 in damages after being sued for libel by Sonia Sutcliffe, wife of the Yorkshire Ripper, Peter Sutcliffe, Hislop told reporters waiting outside the High Court: "If that was justice then I'm a banana."The award was, however, dropped to £60,000 on appeal. In his many court cases, Hislop has won only twice.
Hislop continues to be applauded for his wit and satire. In an interview with Third Way Magazine he said: "Satire is the bringing to ridicule of vice, folly and humbug. All the negatives imply a set of positives. Certainly in this country, you only go round saying, ‘That’s wrong, that’s corrupt’ if you have some feeling that it should be better than that. People say, ‘You satirists attack everything.’ Well, we don’t, actually. That’s the whole point."
Have I Got News for You
Hislop is the only person to have appeared in every episode of Have I Got News for You' in its twenty year history, even filming an episode in the seventh series in spite of suffering from appendicitis (he had discharged himself from hospital immediately before the show). His satirical views and broad knowledge of politics complement the wry surrealism of fellow panellist Paul Merton. With the exception of one episode, in which Hislop and Merton swapped places and dress styles for comic effect, he has only ever sat in the near left seat from the audience's point of view.
Other television and radio work
Hislop's television debut was on the short-lived Channel 4 chat show Loose Talk in 1983, an experience he disliked so much that he included it on his list of most hated items when he first appeared on the BBC show Room 101. Hislop was also a screenwriter on the 1980s political satire series Spitting Image, in which puppets were used to depict well-known figures, mostly politicians. He even had a puppet of himself, which sometimes appeared as a background character in sketches.
Along with Nick Newman Hislop wrote the BBC Radio 4 series Gush, a satire based on the first Gulf War, in the style of Jeffrey Archer. With Newman he also wrote the family-friendly satirical sitcom My Dad's the Prime Minister and in the early nineties for the Dawn French vehicle Murder Most Horrid. Hislop and Newman wrote the Radio 4 series The News At Bedtime, aired over the 2009 Christmas season. The series starred Jack Dee as 'John Tweedledum' and Peter Capaldi as 'Jim Tweedledee'; the two present the "news of the day" in the world of fairy tales, while arguing with each other as did their namesakes.
Hislop has also presented serious television programmes. These include School Rules, a three-part Channel 4 study on the history of British education; an edition of the BBC's Who Do You Think You Are?, in which he attempted to trace his genealogy and Not Forgotten, a four-part series on Channel 4 detailing the lives of numerous individuals lost in the First World War. A further programme, Not Forgotten: Shot at Dawn, was broadcast in January 2007, and a sixth episode, Not Forgotten: The Men Who Wouldn't Fight, featuring the stories of conscientious objectors such as Ronald Skirth, was aired on 10 November 2008. He also presented one episode of the BBC's Great Railway Journeys, in which he travelled in India ["India East to West" from Calcutta to Rajasthan]. In May 2007 he presented a programme on BBC Four, Ian Hislop's Scouting for Boys, celebrating Robert Baden-Powell's book which inspired the Scout movement. Another BBC Four programme, Ian Hislop Goes Off the Rails, about the Beeching Report and its impact on the British railway network, was first aired on 2 October 2008, and achieved the second highest audience to date for any BBC Four programme (and the highest for a documentary) with 1.3 million viewers.
He has also written and presented factual programmes for Radio 4 about such subjects as tax rebellions, female hymn composers, scouting and patron saints of Britain and Ireland. In 2007 he became the only person to make a second guest appearance on Room 101. He has also been a comedy screenwriter for Harry Enfield.
In 2003 he was listed in The Observer as one of the 50 funniest acts in British comedy. He has also appeared in a number of Question Time editions (13 as of September 2010). In one he made an open attack on Jeffrey Archer, who had been imprisoned for perjury, when his wife, Mary Archer, was a fellow panellist. She was noticeably angry that the matter had been raised and harangued Hislop after the recording had finished.
Hislop has presented several programmes for BBC 4, dealing with topics such as Boy Scouts, the Beeching Axe and the role of the Poet Laureate. The latter, Ian Hislop's Changing of the Bard, launched the May 2009 BBC 4 Poetry season, and Hislop recounted the history of the post from the first - official - holder, John Dryden, to the then recently announced first female, first Scot and first openly bisexual laureate, Carol Ann Duffy.
He also enjoys a career as an after dinner speaker and awards presenter, working for several speaker bureaux.
Ian married Victoria Hamson on 16 April 1988 in Oxford. They have two children, both born in Wandsworth, London: Emily Helen (born 1990) and William David (born 1993). They live in Sissinghurst, Kent. She has a career as an author. In 2010 he plays a small role in the greek tv series "The island" based on his wife's best seller book. The tv series premiers on October 11th, 2010 on Mega tv channel in Greece.
Religious views
In Caroline Chartres' book Why I Am Still an Anglican Hislop opens his chapter by saying "I've tried atheism and I can't stick at it: I keep having doubts. That probably sums up my position." In 1996 he presented an award-winning documentary series for Channel 4 about the history of the Church of England, called Canterbury Tales. Recent works include the Radio 4 series The Real Patron Saints.
On 4 September 2009 Hislop appeared at Archbishop of Canterbury Rowan Williams's "The Gathering" at Canterbury Cathedral to discuss religion, society and journalism among other issues before a crowd of about 1,000.
Political views
Hislop has been highly critical of all major British political parties for over 20 years. Appearing on Question Time on 18 September 2008 he praised Liberal Democrat treasury spokesman Vince Cable for his analysis of the ongoing economic and financial crisis, apparently expressing support for the Liberal Democrats, jocularly stating "I'm standing for them." In a 2009 "Five minutes with" interview with Matthew Stadlen for BBC News he stated that if he were required, "at the point of a gun", to stand in an election for any UK political party, he would stand for the fictional "Vince Cable for Treasurer Party". After the formation of the Coaltion Government in 2010, Hislop remarked on HIGNFY, "I like the idea of this coalition neutralizing the loonies on both sides".