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The Eclectic Pen - The Ice Cream Truck Driver Drinking Game!

By: Scott W. (Rev)   + 36 more  
Date Submitted: 1/18/2007
Genre: Humor & Entertainment » Humor
Words: 223

  How the Good Humor Man in your neighborhood takes the edge off.

The Ice Cream Man Drinking Game!

Take a shot of vodka every time:

*Some brat doesn't have enough change.

*Some little snot changes his order.

*Some hot mother won't return your smile.

*You have to peel your ice-cream sticky hands from the hot steering wheel to use the turn signal.

*Some idiot honks at you for stopping in his cul-de-fucking-sac.

*Some pinhead bastard darts out in front of the Ice Cream Truck just as you start to pull away.

*A neighborhood stay at home (aka unemployed) childless adult yells at you for waking them up with your loud jingle bell music at 11AM on a tuesday.

*You look at yourself in the rearview mirror and wonder what went wrong.

*A child's parent gives you that look that means they suspect you of being a pedophile.

*You tell a child that you're out of the ice cream he wants, and he starts crying.

*A kid orders something you don't have, then gets mad at you when you don't have it.

*The customer misses the fact that the entire passenger side of the truck is a menu, and asks you what you have.

*You stop at a red light and the people in the next lane laugh at you.

*You sell ice cream to somebody who you went to High School with, and they recognize you.

*The Weasel goes Pop!

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Marta J. (booksnob) - 1/19/2007 2:15 PM ET
Scott, I LOVE THIS!!! I might substitute a toke for the shot... Marta
Bonnie A. (mstaz64735) - 2/13/2007 11:03 PM ET
This from a reverend?
Scott W. (Rev) - 2/23/2007 6:24 PM ET
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