Stories, Poems & Essays | Humor & Entertainment

Title	Date Submitted	Words	Views
Thoughts (for today, tomorrow ...)	1/24/2013	15	676
Har! Har! Har!	12/13/2011	1,012	810
Fred Gets His Sideboards	12/13/2011	779	812
The difference between zoos	12/13/2011	38	901
The dangers of random decisions~	7/31/2011	265	1,020
You lied!	6/13/2011	55	1,242
Another Book	2/2/2011	131	840
Better Than Best (song)	1/29/2011	160	832
Short Song Collection	9/22/2010	194	768
A conversation with a man who told me 'I lived in a romance novel'	8/2/2009	806	873
I'm a Time Traveller	7/19/2009	248	761
Some more poetry from me	7/6/2009	497	722
Nature vs. Nurture	5/20/2009	696	765
The Raid	3/23/2009	120	849
The First Rain	3/3/2009	161	776
Thirtysomething Dating, or Phone Sex in the Suburbs	1/20/2009	793	984
Butt Stuffing	1/13/2009	174	1,051
How To Embarrass Yourself In Five Easy Lessons	1/7/2009	361	817
"Taking a bath" my first attempt at being funny	1/6/2009	3,135	1,748
PLOTS FOR SALE	1/5/2009	1,196	842
FOOD FOR THOUGHT	12/25/2008	578	952
I Told DH Many Movie Stars Appear In Public Dressed In A Similar Manner	12/12/2008	238	815
Welcome To The Hotel pbs	12/6/2008	595	941
Cat In The Car	12/3/2008	182	898
A Reason For Crabgrass	11/24/2008	187	766
Upon Reading That Tipping Is No Longer Allowed At Starbucks	11/19/2008	102	915
Ode To Barbara Mandrell	11/19/2008	95	864
Playing Russian Roulette With Hoodlum Tea Bags	11/19/2008	169	968
Two and a Half Rebel Hens	7/2/2008	815	875
for Him, with love	6/7/2008	167	833
I Don't Eat Trees!!!	4/5/2008	202	891
Gates's Summons to Poole	12/28/2007	111	834
The Night We Will Never Forget	10/31/2007	1,461	860
A Down Home Funeral	10/14/2007	1,216	1,024
Decapitating Ken	9/29/2007	378	1,058
Woes of a Caffeine Delivery System	7/6/2007	468	967
An excerpt from "The Unavoidable Dilemma of Chauncey P. Simm"	6/22/2007	1,562	1,126
From My Neighbor's Yard - Haiku	6/16/2007	11	872
This Life	5/19/2007	174	871
The Bluegrass Festival	4/26/2007	246	861
A Hot Night in the Woods	4/21/2007	563	843
Car Slayer	4/11/2007	402	877
Death by Watermelon	4/11/2007	411	910
The Real Resume	4/11/2007	465	1,031
Untitled	3/17/2007	839	1,152
The Wyrding Well of the Pines	3/5/2007	1,697	816
Whiting New Jersey Feeds Water to Aliens on Mars; Read All About It!	3/5/2007	1,488	882
Short Ode to Spam (not the bad emails, the ham)	3/5/2007	35	1,040
101 Uses for a Living Severed Head	3/3/2007	647	1,346
The Truth About Honesty	2/26/2007	684	1,126

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