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"I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house." -- Lewis Grizzard
Lewis McDonald Grizzard, Jr. (October 20, 1946 — March 20, 1994) was an American writer and humorist, known for his Southern demeanor and commentary on the American South. Although he spent his early career as a newspaper sports writer and editor, becoming the sports editor of the Atlanta Journal at age 23, he is much better known for his humorous newspaper columns in the Atlanta Journal-Constitution. He was also a popular stand-up comedian & lecturer.

Grizzard also published a total of twenty-five books, including collections of his columns (e.g. Chili Dawgs Always Bark at Night), expanded versions of his stand-up comedy routines (I Haven't Understood Anything Since 1962), and the autobiographical If I Ever Get Back to Georgia, I'm Gonna Nail My Feet to the Ground. Although much of his comedy discussed the South and Grizzard’s personal and professional lives, it was also a commentary on issues prevalent throughout America, including relationships between men and women (e.g. If Love Were Oil, I'd Be About a Quart Low), politics, and health, especially heart health. Grizzard was also the stepbrother of the Southern humorist Ludlow Porch.

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Total Books: 140
I Took a Lickin' and Kept on Tickin'
1994 - I Took a Lickin' and Kept on Tickin' [And Now I Believe in Miracles] (Paperback)Paperback, Hardcover, Audio Cassette
ISBN-13: 9780345390936
ISBN-10: 0345390938
Genres: Biographies & Memoirs, Literature & Fiction, Humor & Entertainment
  • Currently 3.7/5 Stars.
 9

I Took a Lickin' and Kept on Tickin'
1993 - I Took a Lickin' and Kept on Tickin' [And Now I Believe in Miracles] (Audio Cassette)Paperback, Hardcover
ISBN-13: 9780679431299
ISBN-10: 0679431292
Genre: Humor & Entertainment
  • Currently 3/5 Stars.
 1

You Can't Put No BoogieWoogie on the King of Rock and Roll
1992 - You Can't Put No Boogiewoogie on the King of Rock and Roll (Paperback)Hardcover
ISBN-13: 9780345378033
ISBN-10: 0345378032
Genre: Humor & Entertainment
  • Currently 4.2/5 Stars.
 5

I Haven't Understood Anything Since 1962 and Other Nekkid Truths
1992 - I Haven't Understood Anything Since 1962 and Other Nekkid Truths (Hardcover)Audio Cassette
ISBN-13: 9780679406853
ISBN-10: 0679406859
Genre: Humor & Entertainment
  • Currently 3.9/5 Stars.
 7

Don't Forget to Call Your Mama I Wish I Could Call Mine
1991 - Don't Forget to Call Your Mama I Wish I Could Call Mine (Paperback)
ISBN-13: 9780929264936
ISBN-10: 0929264932
Genre: Humor & Entertainment
  • Currently 4.4/5 Stars.
 8

Chili Dawgs Always Bark at Night
1990 - Chili Dawgs Always Bark at Night (Paperback)Hardcover, Audio Cassette
ISBN-13: 9780345367082
ISBN-10: 0345367081
Genres: Literature & Fiction, Humor & Entertainment
  • Currently 3.3/5 Stars.
 13

Does a Wild Bear Chip in the Woods
1990 - Does a Wild Bear Chip in the Woods (Paperback)
ISBN-13: 9780929264257
ISBN-10: 0929264258
Genres: Sports & Outdoors, Humor & Entertainment
  • Currently 3/5 Stars.
 4

Gettin' It On A Down Home Treasury
1990 - Gettin' It on a Down Home Treasury (Hardcover)
ISBN-13: 9780883657423
ISBN-10: 0883657422
Genre: Literature & Fiction
  • Currently 4.2/5 Stars.
 3

Chili Dawgs Always Bark at Night
1989 - Chili Dawgs Always Bark at Night (Hardcover)Paperback, Hardcover, Audio Cassette
ISBN-13: 9780394578071
ISBN-10: 0394578074
Genres: Literature & Fiction, Humor & Entertainment
  • Currently 3.5/5 Stars.
 13

Don't Bend Over in the Garden Granny You Know Them Taters Got Eyes
1989 - Don't Bend Over in the Garden Granny You Know Them Taters Got Eyes (Paperback)Paperback, Hardcover
ISBN-13: 9780345360946
ISBN-10: 034536094X
Genre: Humor & Entertainment
  • Currently 3.2/5 Stars.
 16

Elvis is Dead
1989 - Elvis Is Dead (Paperback)Hardcover
ISBN-13: 9780446357791
ISBN-10: 0446357790
Genre: Humor & Entertainment
  • Currently 3.8/5 Stars.
 4

When My Love Returns from the Ladies Room Will I Be Too Old To Care
1988 - When My Love Returns From the Ladies Room Will I Be Too Old to Care (Paperback)Paperback, Hardcover, Audio Cassette
ISBN-13: 9780345357854
ISBN-10: 034535785X
Genre: Humor & Entertainment
  • Currently 3.4/5 Stars.
 8

Don't Bend Over in the Garden Granny You Know Them Taters Got Eyes
1988 - Don't Bend Over in the Garden Granny You Know Them Taters Got Eyes (Hardcover)Paperback, Hardcover
ISBN-13: 9780394571812
ISBN-10: 0394571819
Genres: Literature & Fiction, Humor & Entertainment
  • Currently 3.8/5 Stars.
 12

If Love Were Oil I'd Be a Quart Low
1987 - If Love Were Oil I'd Be a Quart Low (Audio Cassette)
ISBN-13: 9780394297408
ISBN-10: 0394297407
Genres: Literature & Fiction, Humor & Entertainment
  ?

Shoot Low BoysThey're Ridin' Shetland Ponies
1987 - Shoot Low Boysthey're Ridin' Shetland Ponies (Paperback)Hardcover
ISBN-13: 9780345340979
ISBN-10: 0345340973
Genre: Humor & Entertainment
  • Currently 3.7/5 Stars.
 15

Don't Sit Under the Grits Tree with Anyone Else but Me
1986 - Don't Sit Under the Grits Tree with Anyone Else But Me (Paperback)Paperback, Hardcover
ISBN-13: 9780446344678
ISBN-10: 0446344672
Genres: Nonfiction, Humor & Entertainment
  • Currently 4.4/5 Stars.
 6

Won't You Come Home Billy Bob Bailey
1985 - Won't You Come Home Billy Bob Bailey (Paperback)Paperback
ISBN-13: 9780446326063
ISBN-10: 0446326062
Genre: Humor & Entertainment
  • Currently 3.3/5 Stars.
 5

Elvis Is Dead and I Don't Feel So Good Myself
1984 - Elvis Is Dead and I Don't Feel So Good Myself (Hardcover)Paperback, Audio Cassette
ISBN-13: 9780931948664
ISBN-10: 0931948665
Genres: Literature & Fiction, Humor & Entertainment
  • Currently 4/5 Stars.
 4

If Love Were Oil I'd Be About a Quart Low
1983 - If Love Were Oil I'd Be About a Quart Low (Hardcover)Paperback
ISBN-13: 9780931948459
ISBN-10: 0931948452
Genres: Literature & Fiction, Humor & Entertainment
  • Currently 3/5 Stars.
 2

The Last Bus to Albuquerque
The Last Bus to Albuquerque (Hardcover)
ISBN-13: 9781563521843
ISBN-10: 1563521849
Genres: Literature & Fiction, Humor & Entertainment
  • Currently 4.2/5 Stars.
 3