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The Eclectic Pen - The Raid

By: Roy B. (mountdewboy)   + 20 more  
Date Submitted: 3/23/2009
Last Updated: 3/24/2009
Genre: Humor & Entertainment » Humor
Words: 120

  Life in college, it can be fun
To go out and do the run

The pranks you make the new recruitís do
To settle in the groups of your crew

Find the girls dorm and a way in
Or maybe even the girlís gym

To get in and find the treasures
Of the items that acts like a chastity chests

There are solids, multi colors & pastel
Donít we men, wish we could add them to our castle?

Then there is granny, bikinis, thongs & geeís
We men love them all, wee!

They come in cotton, satin & lace
Just got to make sure that you leave no trace

Because if you do, then you could be dead
When the girlís finish beating you over the head

21 Mar 2009
Roy W. Bair

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Kimberly Z. (chiKaD27) - , - 3/24/2009 7:53 PM ET
jeez. the last two lines are completely correct, though....
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