The Eclectic Pen - Humor & Entertainment

Stories 1 to 50 of 73
Title
Date Submitted
Words
Views
Thoughts (for today, tomorrow ...)
1/24/2013
15
380
Har! Har! Har!
12/13/2011
1,012
468
Fred Gets His Sideboards
12/13/2011
779
459
The difference between zoos
12/13/2011
38
558
The dangers of random decisions~
7/31/2011
265
663
You lied!
6/13/2011
55
664
Another Book
2/2/2011
131
484
Better Than Best (song)
1/29/2011
160
482
Short Song Collection
9/22/2010
194
432
A conversation with a man who told me 'I lived in a romance novel'
8/2/2009
806
528
I'm a Time Traveller
7/19/2009
248
443
Some more poetry from me
7/6/2009
497
411
Nature vs. Nurture
5/20/2009
696
421
The Raid
3/23/2009
120
535
The First Rain
3/3/2009
161
449
Thirtysomething Dating, or Phone Sex in the Suburbs
1/20/2009
793
637
Butt Stuffing
1/13/2009
174
694
How To Embarrass Yourself In Five Easy Lessons
1/7/2009
361
473
"Taking a bath" my first attempt at being funny
1/6/2009
3,135
930
PLOTS FOR SALE
1/5/2009
1,196
522
FOOD FOR THOUGHT
12/25/2008
578
594
I Told DH Many Movie Stars Appear In Public Dressed In A Similar Manner
12/12/2008
238
480
Welcome To The Hotel pbs
12/6/2008
595
596
Cat In The Car
12/3/2008
182
541
A Reason For Crabgrass
11/24/2008
187
453
Upon Reading That Tipping Is No Longer Allowed At Starbucks
11/19/2008
102
576
Ode To Barbara Mandrell
11/19/2008
95
530
Playing Russian Roulette With Hoodlum Tea Bags
11/19/2008
169
606
Two and a Half Rebel Hens
7/2/2008
815
548
for Him, with love
6/7/2008
167
497
I Don't Eat Trees!!!
4/5/2008
202
551
Gates's Summons to Poole
12/28/2007
111
499
The Night We Will Never Forget
10/31/2007
1,461
503
A Down Home Funeral
10/14/2007
1,216
679
Decapitating Ken
9/29/2007
378
709
Woes of a Caffeine Delivery System
7/6/2007
468
672
An excerpt from "The Unavoidable Dilemma of Chauncey P. Simm"
6/22/2007
1,562
735
From My Neighbor's Yard - Haiku
6/16/2007
11
569
This Life
5/19/2007
174
532
The Bluegrass Festival
4/26/2007
246
509
A Hot Night in the Woods
4/21/2007
563
489
Car Slayer
4/11/2007
402
510
Death by Watermelon
4/11/2007
411
551
The Real Resume
4/11/2007
465
665
Untitled
3/17/2007
839
831
The Wyrding Well of the Pines
3/5/2007
1,697
474
Whiting New Jersey Feeds Water to Aliens on Mars; Read All About It!
3/5/2007
1,488
554
Short Ode to Spam (not the bad emails, the ham)
3/5/2007
35
719
101 Uses for a Living Severed Head
3/3/2007
647
912
The Truth About Honesty
2/26/2007
684
739
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